Middletown Senior Center

21256 Washington Street
Post Office Box 1037

Middletown, California 95461

Phone: (707) 987-3113

Fax: (707) 987-3114

msrc01@att.net


A Few Laughs

 

OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF BABES!

     While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.  She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs.  One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, “The tooth fairy will never believe this!”

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FUTURE GENERATIONS WILL NEED US!

 

SOMEDAY WE OLD FOLKS WILL USE CURSIVE 

WRITING AS A SECRET CODE!

 

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      I’ve learned that for a happy day, look for something bright & beautiful in nature.  Listen for a beautiful sound, speak a kind word to some person, and do something nice for someone without their knowledge.  Age 85


      I’ve learned that the trick is to live a long time without growing old.  Age 73

 From Live and Learn and Pass It On.


10 SIGNS You’re Doing Well In Life

 

1. You have a roof over your head.

2. You ate today.

3. You have a good heart.

4. You wish good for others.

5. You have clean water.

6. Someone cares for you.

7. You forgive others.

8. You have clothes to wear.

9. You can smile.

10. You’re breathing.

11.  Be Thankful for the little Things.