Middletown Senior Center
21256 Washington Street
Post Office Box 1037
Middletown, California 95461
Phone: (707) 987-3113
Fax: (707) 987-3114
MORE—LIVE AND LEARN AND PASS IT ON
I’ve learned that most of the things I worry about never happen.
I’ve learned that every great achievement was once considered
I’ve learned that I should make the little decisions with my head
and big decisions with my heart.
I’ve learned that to love and be loved is the greatest joy in the
I’ve learned that if there were no problems there would be no
I’ve learned that it doesn’t cost anything to be nice.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all
excited about their decision to get married.
They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they
pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the
man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist
answers, “Yes.” Jacob “We’re about to get married. Do
you sell heart medication?” Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?” Pharmacist: “All
kinds.” Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.” Jacob: “How about Viagra?”
Pharmacist: “Of course.” Jacob : “Medicine for memory
problems, arthritis, jaundice?” Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety.
The works.” Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?” Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?” Pharmacist: “All
speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”