Middletown Senior Center

21256 Washington Street
Post Office Box 1037

Middletown, California 95461

Phone: (707) 987-3113

Fax: (707) 987-3114

msrc01@att.net


A Few Laughs

LIVE, LEARN, AND PASS IT ON

 

I’ve learned that the important thing is not what others think of me, but what I think of me.

I’ve learned that regardless of color or age, we all need about the same amount of love.

I’ve learned that you should keep your promises no matter what.

I’ve learned that successful living is like playing a violin.  It must be practiced daily.

I’ve learned that happiness is like perfume; you can’t give it away without getting a little on yourself.

 

 

FUN STUFF


-Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance.

-Old actors never die, they just drop apart.

-Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

-Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

-Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

-Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

-Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

-Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures.