Middletown Senior Center
21256 Washington Street
Post Office Box 1037
Middletown, California 95461
Phone: (707) 987-3113
Fax: (707) 987-3114
Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 & heading towards 80!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be
3. No one expects you to run—anywhere.
4. People call at 8pm and ask, “Did I wake you?”
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 5pm.
9. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
a manageable size.
JUST FOR FUN
I don’t do drugs...I get the same effect by standing up fast!
“Old” is when you doctor doesn’t give you x-rays anymore, but just
holds you up to the light.
“Old” is when a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
opens the garage door nearest your car.
“Old” is when you remember when the Dead Sea was only
“Old” is when your wife says “let’s go upstairs and make love,”
and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”
If you laugh a lot,
When you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places
A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their
“My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.”
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.”
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy. I guess that’s the
price we pay for getting old.”
“Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can
Where are my
Where are my
are my teeth floating?